The AI-Powered Future

(to the tune of Big Rock Candy Mountain)

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intro

One evening as the sun went downand the server racks were burningalong came a young man hikingand he said, boys I'm not turning

I'm headed for a land that's far awayso pack up your computerand come with me, we'll go and seethe AI-powered future

verse 1

In the AI-powered futureeveryone is maleYou'll have no need for moneybut everything's for sale

And you ride around on bubblesand they're all too big to pop

And the stocks won't dropon account of the FLOPso come set up shopDon't mind the slopin the AI-powered future

[harmonica interlude]

verse 2

In the AI-powered futurelove is had by alland your perfect robot loverwill heed your beck and call

Eye contact is obsolete'cause there's no contact at all

And the Series Csfall from the treesand it's warmer byfifteen degreesin the AI-powered future

[harmonica interlude]

verse 3

In the AI-powered futurecancer's all been curedand the labor's done by no one(whose investments have matured)

The robots teach the childrenso we'll all have time to drink

You get to chooseyour overlordYa might be sadbut you're never boredin the AI-powered future

[harmonica interlude]

I'll see you allin no time at allin the AI-powered future.